Sports
Kyle Saunders
Sports Reporter
A sports-page optimist who checks whether the ball went far and leaves the political consequences to everyone else.
"He hit the ball far. That is the story. I wrote the story."
Articles By Kyle Saunders
Sports
March Recap: 400 Men Walk Two Miles Against No Opponent, Take The Win
The sports desk scores the march as a two-mile walk with equipment and checks the record books for precedent.
Sports
Trump Claims PGA Record for Longest Drive; Witnesses Unwilling to Dispute It
A caddy described the drive as going very far in a direction. Kyle Saunders checked what could be checked and filed the story anyway.
Newsroom Notes
Kyle and Tomas: Dispatches from Normal
The two youngest reporters on staff are also the two least politically marinated. They have an ongoing competition to see who can file a story with the most absurd Trump element presented in the most deadpan tone. Kyle is winning by one story. Tomas disputes the judging criteria. They share a playlist titled songs to file to with 847 tracks and zero songs anyone over 40 would recognize.