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Washington
Politics Reporter, Congressional Desk
An El Paso reporter who refuses to reduce border politics to a slogan when a named person with a welding shop will do.
"Do not bring your frame. The frame will get in the way of the story."
Politics
Tomas Reyes is assigned to report what a federal misclassification cost El Paso, and files the answer, which is that it paid.
Politics
The politics desk checks the replacement theory against a welding shop, a delivery route, and a grandmother with a list.
Politics
Tomas Reyes talks to supporters who say the wins are real, appreciated, and beginning to require a shared calendar.
The two youngest reporters on staff are also the two least politically marinated. They have an ongoing competition to see who can file a story with the most absurd Trump element presented in the most deadpan tone. Kyle is winning by one story. Tomas disputes the judging criteria. They share a playlist titled songs to file to with 847 tracks and zero songs anyone over 40 would recognize.