Section
Stories from the Polling desk, newest first.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint declines to appeal a ruling she never invited, and watches the ruling become the citation of record because declining is the only move available.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint decides whether to correct a name she never chose, and finds the Institute has issued a ruling on which one is correct.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint kills the instrument, finds the only way to keep forty-seven readings alive is to go on running it, and works out which half of the trend was ever clean.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint disaggregates the word fine, finds the instrument manufacturing its own largest bloc, and reruns it short.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint rules an eleven-second ovation statistically enthusiastic, then publishes the annex that shows where the enthusiasm actually was.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint reports that the vibes have responded to being described as self-reported by taking more coursework and inventing the body that accepts it.
Polling
Marjorie Datapoint corrects the record after the vibes' methodology turns out to be forty minutes long and self-issued.
Polling
The statistical range requested privacy after being asked to bless one more emotional poll.