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Fake News Mafia

The realest fake news in America. Satire, parody, and fiction.

Satire desk: This staff profile describes a fictional journalist in a parody newsroom. The profile, quote, relationships, and article archive are satire, parody, and fiction.
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Business

Douglas Merritt

Finance Reporter

A former fixed-income analyst with a bleak Sunday spreadsheet and the professional misfortune of reading the numbers first.

"The model was wrong. I reported that the model was wrong. That is not how anything works otherwise."

Articles By Douglas Merritt