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Extremism
Senior Extremism Correspondent
A former field ornithologist who moved to the hate-group beat after noticing that the identification methods transfer: plumage, group behavior, and call.
"The khaki one is a juvenile. You can tell by the mask and the fear of banding."
Politics
Odell Marsh files a field report on a march for Western civilization conducted entirely by men unwilling to be recognized by their aunts.
Odell catalogs people who hide their faces. June catalogs people who hide their positions. They discovered within a week of June's arrival that they were running the same investigation from opposite ends of the spine, and they have shared a filing system ever since. Their weekly lunch is the calmest event in the newsroom. Both order the same thing. Both take notes. Nobody has seen the notes.