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Opinion

Prof. Eleanor Watts

Contributing Opinion Columnist

A Harvard political scientist conducting a public, footnoted recalibration of her old predictive model.

"I have tenure and therefore nothing to lose except my self-image."

Articles By Prof. Eleanor Watts

Newsroom Notes

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Rex and Prof. Watts: The Former Certainties Support Group

They recognized each other immediately: two people mid-reckoning, in public, with positions they held with great confidence and now hold with great qualification. They meet for drinks once a week at a bar neither has named to Gerald. Colleagues imagine deep intellectual exchange. It is mostly Rex doing impressions of his former cable colleagues that Eleanor finds both inappropriate and extremely funny.